You have two bikes in your living room.
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And four more in the garage. And another on the bike rack of your car...
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You've forgotten to unclip at a stoplight and fallen on your face.
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You're not a cyclist without a little embarrassment once in a while, right?
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Your Next RideYou walk into a bike shop and leave with stuff you didn't even come for.
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Depends on your definition of "need."
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Your Next RideThe majority of your wardrobe is Lycra.
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What do you mean this isn't appropriate for my sister's wedding?
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Your Next RideYou shout "car back" even when just walking down the street.
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And all your friends move.
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Your Next RideYou can't remember the last time you had actual body hair.
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The good ol' days.
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The weather app is the most important one on your phone.
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A headwind in every direction.
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You constantly wonder what it would be like to ride in all the places you go.
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Should have brought the bike along.
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Your Next RideYou can't find jeans with a small enough waist but large enough legs.
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#Quadzilla
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Your Next RideYour answer to how your weekend was is always about cycling.
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That's why your coworker asked, right?
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Your Next RideSnot rockets are second nature.
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Fingers crossed you don't get a runny nose in any important meetings.
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Your Next RideYou check out everyone else's bike when you ride by.
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Or how big their calf muscles are.
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Your Next RideYou have an automatic response for when your significant other asks if you really need that bike.
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Or likely multiple responses.
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Your Next RideWhen you crash, the first thing you do is check to see if your bike is OK.
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It's worth the most, after all.
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You grocery shop based on what will fit in your jersey pockets.
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Gotta stay fueled on those long rides.
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Your Next RideYou lose touch with what's happening in all other sports.
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If it's not on two wheels, is it even a sport to begin with?
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Your Next RideYour NBC Gold subscription is more important than your Netflix subscription.
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And more expensive, too.
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Your Next RideWhen someone mentions an upcoming holiday, you assume they mean the Spring Classics.
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Flanders, Roubaix, Liege-Bastogne-Liege. The office will be closed, right?
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Your Next RideYou become fluent in French three weeks out of every year.
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Chapeau, am I right?!
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Your Next RideYou hoard dollar bills so you're always prepared in the event of a flat.
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Get your mind out of the gutter...
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Your Next RideYou select detergent with no scent so you don't smell like a dryer sheet on the group ride.
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So fresh and so clean!
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Your Next RideYour laundry room is filled with cycling kits that are air drying.
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Wash on delicate, hang to dry. ALWAYS.
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Your Next RideYou've entirely forgotten what body lotion is, but you're stocked up on chamois butter for the next 7 months.
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There is no situation more dire than running out of chamois butter.
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Your Next RideYou've turned around on a ride because your Garmin died.
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If it didn't Strava, it didn't happen.
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Your Next RideYou've called someone out on Strava for a questionable KOM.
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Did someone forget to turn their Garmin off?
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