Bargaining
- I'm never moving off my couch when I get home.
- If I get home.
- It's gonna be Netflix and chill, for real.
- And pizza.
- So much pizza.
- A STOPLIGHT. YES. I have no choice but to stop. Just a law abiding citizen, here.
- Wait, no. Show me the orange hand. Show me the orange hand.
- HOW LONG IS THIS LIGHT?
- ....
- Whatever. No problem. I'm going to walk when I get to that tree up there.
- Really, it doesn't even count, because I should have had to stop at the cross walk. I can't believe that light never turned.
- I wonder if it was broken.
- What if every stoplight was broken?
- It would be mass chaos. Everyone would have to go on foot. I'm basically training myself for the stoplight apocalypse.
- Seriously, though. I could handle it. I'd be like Brad Pitt in World War Z.
- Brad Pitt and me... we're basically the same.
- Well, except when he's an assassin... or a baseball general manager... or a fly-fisherman from Montana.
- I want to learn how to fly fish.
- I wonder if Chilean sea bass bite flies on a string. I love Chilean sea bass.
- I'm starving.
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